Suddenly annoyed, I finally realised that my light bulb was screaming, " UNSCREW ME! IM GONNA TURN BLACK YOU BITCH!"... it had raged on for the past few months.So concluding that I'm cheap.. and the excuse? I'm an asian dude and i only replace my light bulbs when they burn out, OR when i notice that they don't flick on in the dark. Alas, i stayed true to my dying light bulb's wish and put it to rest with the other delicious novelties you find in the kitchen garbage bin :) Niceeee.
Inside the garage, i grabbed one of many light bulbs from a big box (We asians buy in bulk, because way it's cheaper!) and in one stride, my ass is scrambling up the staircase and i plopped in my new bright light!
In that moment -- I finally realised everything
