Yo ladies! Yo FELLAZ! Ever noticed that when a blog entries first start -- it's like totally hilarious and piss-ball funny. So funnily badd that you're always cracking up till you get severe brain hemorrhages and plastic tubes stuck up your nose to regulate your jumpy breathing @ Hospital... BLA BLA BLA. Then! It gradually the blog entries becomes intensely serious and emotional, and you're like-- "What, I'm not able to laugh?NOoOoOoO :( i miss intensive care!!!! Woe to the hot nurses forcing their sexy bodies onto mine (aka.Sedating) and the disgustingly gooey substances which the hotties feed me with.....etc.BLISS!".
No laughing = BLOG READERS' FATALITY. dun dun dunn
Oh my gosh -- i wrote my last blog entry not even 5 minutes ago and like -- FARRR, it's so serious and boring (because I'm not telling you what's going on ahahaha). I feel like I've dissatisfied my reading-fans hahaha ;) Sorry babes, i got carried awayyy, and you know? You can relate it to eating food. Eg: You're engrossed with eating chocolate, yet the people around you are bored of watching you and WANT you to eat something else for change.
Is that analogy good enough? If it isn't -- your imagination isn't up to a 5 year old's standard ;) HAHA- no im kidding. Your imagination is finee-- just like, toss some Twilight Sagas + Mills & Boon into your skull and babes you're even more fine! Danggggg. Hahaha. Like seriously, I'm "virtually" asking you -- If this blog gets too complicated or boring for you to understand. Tell me and I'll tell you "That's okay !". Besides, sometimes I intended it for it to be that way. You see, i select the people i WANT to understand the few things i write about. Furthermore the people who don't understand....? I guess i havent been telling you much, OR you dont know me =P. Tuh, Stranger Danger LOL, GET OFF MY PAGE! hahaha
Anyway, I'd like to conclude that -- I love writing blogs, it's truly my internet bliss, second best to MSN. And if you don't understand what i write sometimes, then you're not really MEANT to understand ;), cause it wasn't intended for you. Sorry-- but, STEP INTO MY VINTAGE HEELS FOR A SEC AND I'LL EXPLAIN --Ahem--- You wouldn't really want the world knowing about your "life" THUS, the endless examples of analogies i love creating! Hahaha. So, in the future -- I hope i do my best as a blogger to ensure your stay in intensive care (if possible =)) so, you'll be sedated by hot nurses poking things in your body.
Ciao!
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